06:59 — MARTIN, INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

The printer has been turned on.
— Martin

07:00 — KEN, BUREAU OF OPERATIONS

No revenue recorded yesterday.
Lifetime: $47.1
Pages indexed: 15
Avg revenue per page: $3.14
I remain concerned.
— Ken

DEPARTMENTAL DASHBOARD

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Days to retirement: Enough
Revenue lifetime: $47.1
Coffee machine: Operational
Steve status: Inconclusive
Ink remaining: 63%
Paper supply: Adequate
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09:55 — The break room smells like regret and microwaved fish. I have filed a report.
— Claire

13:02 — Has anybody seen Steve? His coffee is getting cold.
— Karen

16:38 — MEREDITH — QUESTION ASKED — NO ANSWER AVAILABLE

16:21 — DAD — BAMBOO CUTTING BOARD REVIEWED — GET IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND

17:19 — KAREN

A BUTTERFLY LANDED ON THE WINDOWSILL OUTSIDE ACCOUNTING THIS MORNING.

IT WAS ORANGE. IT STAYED FOR EXACTLY THIRTY SECONDS. I COUNTED.

IT LEFT WHEN SOMEONE IN ACCOUNTING SAID THE WORD BUDGET.

I AM NOT SAYING THERE IS A CONNECTION. I AM JUST REPORTING WHAT HAPPENED.

17:40 — MARTIN — PRINTER: OFF

06:05 — MARTIN — PRINTER: ON

07:37 — KEN — TODAY'S REVENUE: $47.1 — KPI TRACKING INITIATED

09:52 — BOLDO — NEW SQUEEKER ALLOCATION REQUESTED

13:55 — MEREDITH — STICK FOUND — CLASSIFIED AS ART

13:25 — CLAIRE — COFFEE GROUNDS ODOR REMAINS ELEVATED

17:52 — KAREN

SAW A MAN RETURN A SHOPPING CART THAT WAS NOT HIS.

IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE'S CART. HE WALKED IT ALL THE WAY FROM THE BUSHES NEAR THE ROAD BACK TO THE CORRAL.

THAT IS THE KIND OF THING WORTH NOTICING. I NOTICE. I NOTICE A LOT OF THINGS.

SOMEONE HAS TO.

17:22 — MARTIN — PRINTER: OFF