MARTIN
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TODAY'S ASSIGNED ITEM:
TUNA

KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE $47.48 DAYS TO RETIREMENT 1653
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TODAY'S ITEM TUNA
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ITEM UNDER REVIEW: TUNA
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KEN: Revenue is $47.48.
MARTIN: Dashboard printed.
KEN: I did not ask you to print it.
MARTIN: It looked ready.

KAREN: Meredith said the tuna have feelings if you fold them too fast.
MEREDITH: I said they get confused.
KEN: Neither version belongs in the dashboard.
STEVE'S EMAIL: SUBJECT LINE: "AGREE."

CLAIRE: The tuna are affecting air circulation.
KEN: They are on a desk.
CLAIRE: Precisely. That desk is now a condition.
MARTIN: WINDOW REMAINS CLOSED.

ONE MORE THING

KAREN: Before everyone leaves, I remembered my aunt kept tuna in the hall closet, even when nobody needed them.
KEN: Karen, it is after five.
KAREN: I understand, but the point is she always knew where they were.
MARTIN: LIGHTS OFF.
KAREN: As I was saying—MARTIN
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