MARTIN
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TODAY'S ASSIGNED ITEM:
BEACH TOWELS

KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE $ 47.48 ALL EXPENSES $ 577.53
NET $ -530.05 DAILY AVG $ 2.97
DREAM DAYS 636 REALITY DAYS 766d
PAGES PRINTED 0 POSTS GENERATED 0
ACTIVE SITES 16 PRINTER STATUS ONLINE
TODAY'S ITEM BEACH TOWELS
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ITEM UNDER REVIEW: BEACH TOWELS
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KEN: Daily average is $2.97. At this rate, the beach towels is the least of our problems.
MARTIN: Dashboard printed.
KEN: I did not ask you to print it.
MARTIN: It looked ready.

MEREDITH: I looked it up and beach towels have a preferred orientation.
KEN: Who looked this up.
MEREDITH: I did.
KEN: On what website.
MEREDITH: A good one.

KEN: Boldo, why are there three requisitions for beach towels?
BOLDO: There are not three. There are three versions of the same need.
KEN: That is what three means.
MARTIN: PRINTER HAS PRINTED THE WORD "BEACH TOWELS" TWELVE TIMES.
BOLDO: It is following procedure.

ONE MORE THING

KAREN: I just want to say that the beach towels today reminded me of something my grandmother used to say.
KEN: Do not say it.
KAREN: She said the best things arrive when you are not waiting for them.
MARTIN: BEACH TOWELS HAS BEEN PLACED IN STORAGE.
KAREN: That is not what I meant but yes.MARTIN
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