After careful review of a submission from the Bureau of Parental Footwear Research, this office has completed its analysis of the Crocs Kids Classic Clog.

The product has accumulated forty-five thousand customer evaluations on the commercial platform where it is listed.

Those evaluations yield an average rating of 4.7 out of 5.0 stars.

That is not a typo. Forty-five thousand reviews.

Dad spent an entire evening reading enough of them to confirm that the consensus is genuine.

This clog is described as iconic, which in footwear terms usually means it has been around long enough to survive multiple school-yard fashion cycles.

The Bureau recommends unanimous approval.

I concur.

There is no value in overthinking a product that four-point-seven out of five people already love.

Procurement is authorized for the standard colorways: navy, lime, and the elusive tie-dye that your child will insist is the only acceptable option.

Please note that the ventilation holes may collect small pebbles. This is a known design feature, not a defect.

I strongly advise ordering half a size up to account for the inevitable growth spurt that occurs between placing the order and the delivery truck arriving.

This is not a negotiation. It is a summary of obvious facts.

Household Procurement Summary filed under reference number 7734-c.

Submitted by Greg Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/just-a-thought-but-what-about-the-crocs-kids-classic-clog/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.