Original submission received from the Department of Olfactory Remediation, filed under case number 2024-03-12-T.

Subject: acquisition of a Febreze Car Vent Clip (hereafter 'the Clip').

The procurement occurred on a Tuesday, following an Uber ride whose olfactory residue defies classification.

No attempt at classification will be made at this time.

The Clip arrived encased in a rigid plastic shell, standard consumer-grade packaging.

This shell was removed in the driveway.

Bureau Witness (BW) observed the operation from the kitchen window.

She was holding an object, the nature of which remains unspecified in the original report.

The Clip has not yet been installed.

Its intended function—to impose a manufactured scent upon the vehicular airspace—is considered a reasonable response to the unquantifiable passenger residue.

Pending further observation, the Clip is currently stored on the passenger seat, still in its secondary cardboard backing.

BW has not commented on the matter.

This addendum constitutes a preliminary record of domestic agency applied to an olfactory problem.

No further action is recommended at this time.

Jim Two, Junior Narrative Degradation Officer

SOURCE: https://jimwrites.com/febreze-clip-that-wanted-to-freshen/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jimwrites Affairs, DRDM.