Department of Random Domain Management, Household Procurement Summary.
Filed by the We Have That At Home Agency. Original report: "We Bought It. Here's What Dad Thinks Of the Jumbo Inflatable Bowling Set?"
We tried it so you don't have to. The internet was right about this one.
Item: Jumbo Inflatable Bowling Set. Cost: Somewhere between a pizza night and a small therapy session.
Initial assessment: It is large. It is inflatable. It claims to be a bowling set.
Dad tested it in the backyard. The pins are very light. The ball is very bouncy.
First roll: Ball bounced over the pins and hit the neighbor's fence. Second roll: Pin fell over from the air pressure of the ball passing by.
Value proposition: Moderate. The kids had fun chasing the ball. The dog thought it was a new squeaky toy.
Dad's final ruling: It will occupy the garage for three months. Then it will be donated to a family with less judgment.
Recommendation: Buy if you enjoy blowing things up with a pump. Otherwise, a cardboard box and a rolled-up sock achieve similar results.
Procurement status: One unit acquired. Storage location currently under negotiation with garage shelves.
Signed, Greg "The Decider" Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer.
SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/we-bought-it-heres-what-dad-thinks-of-the-jumbo-inflatable-bowling-set/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.