DRDM — A DRDM Property

FROM: Department of Random Domain Management, Consumer Recreation Subdivision.

SUBJECT: Household Procurement Summary regarding the 45-piece Kids Makeup Set (subject line as quoted).

The originating agency, We Have That At Home, has submitted a recommendation for this item.

Their assessment is brief but telling: your child wishes to emulate a professional makeup artist.

The product currently holds a 3.5-star aggregate rating.

That rating comes with a specific operational warning: you will be cleaning glitter off the walls.

No further detail on the number of walls affected or the duration of cleanup has been provided.

We must note that a 45-piece set implies significant potential for distribution of small, shiny particles throughout the residence.

The asking price is not stated in the original filing, nor is the repayment schedule the child proposed.

This office cannot verify whether the child will actually pay you back.

Historical precedent suggests reimbursement often arrives in the form of promises, not currency.

Recommendation: Procure only if you are prepared for glitter remediation as a recurring household task.

Alternatively, redirect the child toward a washable face paint kit with a lower piece count and no loose glitter.

We have no further data on the quality or safety of the included makeup components.

Parental supervision is assumed for any cosmetics use by minors.

This summary is filed for your consideration.

Signed, Greg The Decider Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer.

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/ill-pay-you-back-for-the-kids-makeup-set-45-pieces-2/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.