After extensive negotiation and a thorough review of consumer sentiment data, this department has authorized the acquisition of one (1) 6-pound unit of Kinetic Sand.

The matter was brought to my attention via a domestic formal complaint titled "This Would Make Me So Happy."

This complaint was filed by an unnamed family member under the Department of Random Domain Management's Happiness Initiative Annex B.

I conducted the requisite due diligence. This involved checking the product ratings, which is the most I am willing to do on a weekend.

The product holds a 4.6-star average across 19,000 verified reviews. That is a statistically significant sample size.

I have strong opinions about value. This passes the threshold for acceptable household expenditure on non-essential granulated materials.

The product will be stored in a designated container. It will not be stored in the living room carpet.

This procurement is approved on the condition that all parties acknowledge the parent who argued against it was correct about the eventual mess.

Let us proceed. Everyone will be happy. The sand is coming.

Signed,

Greg "The Decider" Parsons
Chief Parental Negotiation Officer
Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/this-would-make-me-so-happy-the-kinetic-sand-6lbs/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.