This addendum documents a receipt of a Personal Narrative from an affiliated external agency, filed under original title "The KONG Wobbler Did Not Wobble Long."

The original source resides at the domain jimwrites.com, submitted by an unaffiliated civilian narrator.

The subject object is a red, plastic, treat-dispensing device marketed under the name KONG Wobbler.

It arrived inside a cardboard box approximately the size of a standard two-slice toaster.

The item is described as red in color, with a rounded bottom and a single hole on top intended for the insertion of dry kibble or small treats.

The accompanying instructions advised the user to fill the device with kibble and allow a dog to knock it around the floor.

The stated purpose was "mental stimulation" for the animal.

The narrative narrative terminates abruptly at the word "The dog" — no further information regarding the dog’s interaction, performance metrics, or wobble duration was provided.

It is the opinion of this office that the document, as received, constitutes a partial record only.

The KONG Wobbler did not wobble long, but neither did the narrative.

Signed,

Jim Two
Junior Narrative Degradation Officer
Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://jimwrites.com/the-kong-wobbler-did-not-wobble-long/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jimwrites Affairs, DRDM.