Origin: Canine Taste-Preference Subdivision, received from an affiliated agency on standard complaint form.

Source document titled: Milk-Bone Original Dog Biscuits, filed without authentication or chain-of-custody notation.

Subject product: Milk-Bone Original Dog Biscuits, a commercially available canine treat of unknown lot number.

Evaluator: Unnamed canine subject, described by owner as notoriously difficult to please.

Rating assigned: Four out of five fecal deposits. This rating system is not standard and appears to have been improvised by the reporting party.

Subject statement: I did not hate them. Qualification added: I am very hard to please.

Interpretation: The canine subject did not reject the biscuits outright. This is unusual given the owner's claim of habitual pickiness.

Field observation: Owner provided no baseline data on prior treat acceptance rates. No controls were noted.

Recommendation: The Department cannot verify the accuracy of the rating scale. However, the absence of rejection suggests the product is palatable to at least one moderately selective dog.

Further testing with a larger sample of canines and a standardized metric is advised.

Signed, Boldo, Director of Canine & Feline Field Testing, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://askboldo.com/milk-bone-original-dog-biscuits-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Askboldo Affairs, DRDM.