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The Department of Random Domain Management has received a guide from the affiliated agency TheFalls.net regarding available sleeping arrangements near Niagara Falls.

This advisory is issued with professional disappointment and weather-beaten patience.

Tourists continue to arrive expecting the falls to be the only thing that keeps them awake at night.

The original document, titled Niagara Falls Hotels and Accommodations Where to Sleep on Both Sides, has been reviewed for informational completeness.

It covers lodging options on both the American and Canadian sides of the border.

The advisory does not endorse any particular hotel, motel, or bed-and-breakfast.

Citizens are reminded that choosing a hotel on the Canadian side provides a more direct view of the falls.

Choosing a hotel on the American side provides a more direct view of parking lots and gift shops.

This distinction has been noted annually for decades and will continue to be noted until the Department is dissolved or the falls dry up.

The original source material can be accessed at the link provided in the subject line.

The agency filing this advisory recommends that travelers confirm reservation availability before arriving and that they bring earplugs regardless of which side they choose.

This completes the official advisory.

Signed, Misty Dewhurst, Water Volume and Disappointment Analyst, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://thefalls.net/niagara-falls-hotels-accommodations-where-to-sleep-on-both-sides/ — Filed by the Bureau of Thefalls Affairs, DRDM.