This addendum documents the acquisition and immediate subversion of a domestic lint-removal instrument, the ChomChom Roller.

The subject narrative originates from an affiliated household agency under the jurisdiction of the Department of Random Domain Management.

BW procured the device following a 2:00 AM viewing of promotional video content. The ChomChom Roller arrived in a shipping container composed primarily of empty space.

It remained on the kitchen counter for a period of three days. During this time, a minor child inquired repeatedly whether she could open the packaging.

Permission was denied. The child opened the packaging anyway.

This pattern is consistent with previously filed behavioral reports regarding the same minor. The ChomChom Roller did not consent to any of this.

The roller now sits on the counter, its cardboard prison breached, awaiting its first operational deployment. One suspects it harbors no opinion on the matter, which may be its only remaining dignity.

Filed without further annotation. Jim Two, Junior Narrative Degradation Officer.

SOURCE: https://jimwrites.com/the-chomchom-roller-did-not-ask-for-this/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jimwrites Affairs, DRDM.