This advisory has been prepared in response to a guide published by an external agency at thefalls.net under the title “FIFA World Cup 2026 Niagara Falls: Your Ultimate Game Day Side Trip Guide.”

The guide was filed by the Department of Random Domain Management for official review and public dissemination.

It states that Toronto is a host city for the 2026 FIFA World Cup and that Niagara Falls is being promoted as an “insider secret” side trip for soccer fans.

We wish to note our professional disappointment that this information is now widely known and no longer qualifies as a secret.

The guide further suggests that Niagara Falls is a suitable destination for game-day visitors despite well-documented seasonal congestion, overpriced parking, and a 90-minute queue for the Hornblower boat ride that offers a 6% chance of not being entirely damp.

Our department has observed that tourists tend to underestimate the volume of water moving over the falls and overestimate the volume of personal patience available on a sold-out match day.

We therefore advise all intended side-trippers to prepare for crowds, inflated souvenir prices, and the distinct possibility of missing the second half of a match while waiting for a table at a chain restaurant with a waterfall view.

No emojis can adequately convey our resigned acceptance that this side trip will proceed regardless of this advisory.

Please direct all feedback to the Department of Random Domain Management, attention Misty Dewhurst.

Signed,
Misty Dewhurst
Water Volume & Disappointment Analyst
Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://thefalls.net/fifa-world-cup-2026-niagara-falls-guide/ — Filed by the Bureau of Thefalls Affairs, DRDM.