This Household Procurement Summary addresses the request for an RC Flying Ball Drone Toy, filed by the Department of Child Enthusiasm and Temporary Desires.

The original request was submitted via wehavethathome.com and referenced as "Can I Please Have the RC Flying Ball Drone Toy?".

Initial assessment: a flying ball drone sounds cool. Very cool, even. I get it.

However, the ratings tell a different story. A significantly less cool story.

Consumer feedback indicates poor performance, questionable durability, and overall disappointment.

This is not about being a fun-sponge. This is about value. Hard-earned money versus a toy that will likely break before the battery dies.

The applicant's enthusiasm is noted and appreciated. It is not enough to override the evidence.

Recommendation: Denial of procurement. No funds shall be allocated.

Alternative suggestion: Consider a standard ball. Or a frisbee. Both have proven track records.

This decision is final unless the applicant presents new data showing vastly improved ratings.

Reference number for this summary: 8732-f.

Signed, Greg "The Decider" Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer.

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/can-i-please-have-the-rc-flying-ball-drone-toy/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.