TO: Household Procurement Oversight Committee

FROM: Greg Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer

SUBJECT: Approval of Sleeping Queens Card Game as Alternative to Further Unsolicited Requests

The following summary is based on a submission received from the affiliate agency WeHaveThatAtHome.com (original reference: I'd Stop Asking For Other Stuff If We Got the Sleeping Queens Card Game?).

This office has conducted a preliminary assessment of the proposed procurement item.

The item in question is a card game titled Sleeping Queens.

Initial research indicates the game has accumulated over 12,000 reviews online.

I consider 12,000 reviews to be a statistically significant sample size for a household decision of this magnitude.

Further quick research by this office confirms the game has, and I quote, "dad's approval."

Let me be clear: dad approval is a non-trivial metric in this department.

It means the game does not involve excessive setup, requires no batteries, and does not make beeping noises at 6 AM.

The premise involves waking sleeping queens, which aligns with our ongoing operational theme of managing sleep schedules.

This office has observed a direct correlation between the acquisition of this game and a temporary cessation of requests for other items.

The child in question has explicitly stated they will stop asking for other stuff if this game is procured.

While I cannot guarantee the permanence of this promise, it represents a potential reduction in future negotiation overhead.

Therefore, I recommend approval of this procurement.

It is time to wake those queens.

Approved for immediate purchase from any authorized retailer.

Signed,

Greg "The Decider" Parsons

Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/id-stop-asking-for-other-stuff-if-we-got-the-sleeping-queens-card-game/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.