This Public Service Advisory is issued in response to a publication from the Niagara Falls Tourism and Confectionery Affiliate.

The publication, titled Sweet Escapes: Best Dessert Shops & Candy Stores in Niagara Falls, was filed under original link https://thefalls.net/sweet-escapes-best-dessert-shops-candy-stores-in-niagara-falls/.

The document claims to be a complete guide for visitors seeking dessert and candy locations in the Niagara Falls area.

After a thorough review, the Department of Random Domain Management notes that the guide contains no information regarding water volume, mist distribution, or the structural integrity of the Horseshoe Falls.

This omission is disappointing but unsurprising.

Visitors are reminded that the primary attraction of Niagara Falls is, in fact, the falling water.

The Department of Random Domain Management does not maintain a list of recommended sugar retailers and will not be issuing any supplementary guidance on this matter.

Further inquiries may be directed to the Complaint Resolution Office, which is currently staffed by an automated voice system that does not accept questions about dessert shops.

This advisory is effective immediately and remains in effect until the next scheduled disappointment review.

Signed, Misty Dewhurst, Water Volume & Disappointment Analyst, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://thefalls.net/sweet-escapes-best-dessert-shops-candy-stores-in-niagara-falls/ — Filed by the Bureau of Thefalls Affairs, DRDM.