This office has received a product evaluation from the AskBoldo Review Division, filed by an anonymous human owner.
The subject item is the TropiClean Fresh Breath Dog Toothpaste Kit.
The report indicates a rating of four out of five on the official fecal satisfaction scale.
The human owner stated they did not expect to like the product. They subsequently admitted they do, in fact, like it.
However, the owner explicitly noted that they do not like the product enough to brush their own teeth with it.
This office finds the owner’s refusal to self-administer toothpaste designed for canines entirely reasonable. The product is not intended for human use.
The owner’s stated willingness to brush a dog’s teeth with the kit is not explicitly confirmed in the report, though the positive rating implies usage on a canine subject.
No evidence of canine protest or adverse reaction was documented.
Further field testing is recommended to verify the kit’s efficacy on actual canine dentition and to determine whether the four-fecal rating reflects the dog’s opinion or solely the owner’s.
This office remains skeptical of human owners who rate dog products based on their own taste preferences.
Signed, Boldo, Director of Canine & Feline Field Testing, Department of Random Domain Management.
SOURCE: https://askboldo.com/tropiclean-fresh-breath-dog-toothpaste-kit-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Askboldo Affairs, DRDM.