DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM DOMAIN MANAGEMENT EST. 1982


TO: Everyone. Always
RE: MEMO NO. 20260614-030005
FROM: Ken Murchison, Managing Director
CC: ALL DEPARTMENTS!
CLASSIFIED: OBVIOUS

Source: AskBoldo Consumer Review Division, submission dated unknown.

A single trial was conducted by an unidentified human owner.

The collar produced measurable calming effects in the canine subject.

The human owner confirmed this in their submission: “It works.”

However, the same owner also stated: “I do not like it.”

The reasoning for this personal aversion was not provided.

The official rating assigned by the owner was three fecal matter symbols out of five.

This equates to a 3/5 score on the standard Poological Scale.

Efficacy is therefore confirmed despite subjective human dissatisfaction.

Such conflicting feedback is common among owners who prefer aesthetic or tactile features over functional results.

The Department of Random Domain Management notes that canine subjects rarely file complaints.

Further trials are recommended to isolate the source of human disapproval.

Signed, Boldo, Director of Canine & Feline Field Testing, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://askboldo.com/adaptil-calming-collar-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Askboldo Affairs, DRDM.

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* Air Conditioning Appreciation Portable Fan               *
* Executive Thermostat Thank-You Note Kit                  *
* Climate Transition Neck Cooler                           *
* Standard Issue Breathable Summer Blazer                  *
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