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DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM DOMAIN MANAGEMENT
PRODUCTIVITY IS OUR NUMBER ONE GOAL.

MARTIN: PRINTER POWERED ON.

KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE $ 47.48 ALL EXPENSES $ 577.53
NET $ -530.05 DAILY AVG $ 2.97
DREAM DAYS 634 REALITY DAYS 766d
PAGES PRINTED 0 POSTS GENERATED 0
ACTIVE SITES 16 PRINTER STATUS ONLINE
TODAY'S ITEM PENCILS
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MURCHISON, KEN: Revenue is $47.48. Net is $-530.05. I bring this up because pencils will not buy itself.
PATTERSON, KAREN: Nobody said it would.
MURCHISON, KEN: I am saying it because someone needs to say it.

MURCHISON, KEN: Today's assigned item is PENCILS. I expect everyone to treat this with the seriousness it deserves.

BOLDO: The pencils has been inspected. It passes basic requirements.
MURCHISON, KEN: What requirements.
BOLDO: The basic ones.
MURCHISON, KEN: That is circular.
BOLDO: It is a stable process.

MEREDITH: I looked it up and pencils have a preferred orientation.
MURCHISON, KEN: Who looked this up.
MEREDITH: I did.
MURCHISON, KEN: On what website.
MEREDITH: A good one.

MURCHISON, KEN: Let us circle back to the pencils.
PATTERSON, KAREN: We never left it.
MURCHISON, KEN: We were discussing parking.
PATTERSON, KAREN: Parking near places that sell pencils is relevant.
MURCHISON, KEN: That is a stretch.
PATTERSON, KAREN: It is a short stretch.

BOLDO: Has anyone considered that pencils might be food-adjacent.
MURCHISON, KEN: No.
BOLDO: I have. I am ready for lunch.
MURCHISON, KEN: It is 9am.
BOLDO: The pencils does not care about time.

PATTERSON, KAREN: I saw a pencils today in the break room. It brought back a memory.
MEREDITH: Of what.
PATTERSON, KAREN: A pier. And a seagull. The pencils was involved.
MURCHISON, KEN: How specific.
PATTERSON, KAREN: I have not finished the memory yet.

ONE MORE THING

PATTERSON, KAREN: Before everyone leaves, I remembered my aunt kept pencils in the hall closet, even when nobody needed them.
MURCHISON, KEN: Karen, it is after five.
PATTERSON, KAREN: I understand, but the point is she always knew where they were.

MARTIN
PENCILS HAS BEEN PLACED IN STORAGE.

MURCHISON, KEN: Same time tomorrow. Try to stay focused.

MARTIN
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