DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM DOMAIN MANAGEMENT
PERSONNEL MANIFEST.DAT

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ID: 000-K | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 5
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MURCHISON, KEN
TITLE: MANAGING DIRECTOR
ASSIGNMENT: DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM DOMAIN MANAGEMENT
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ID: 001-A | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 3
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LANG, THEODORE "CRY ONCE"
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF PREMIUM JUSTIFICATION
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF WORTHMORE AFFAIRS
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ID: 002-B | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 4
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BIRCH, HELEN "BUY ONCE"
TITLE: ADULT DECISION FACILITATOR
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF GROWNUPS AFFAIRS
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ID: 003-C | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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BOLDO
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF CANINE & FELINE FIELD TESTING
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF ASKBOLDO AFFAIRS
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ID: 004-D | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 1
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RECLINE, LORNA
TITLE: CHIEF ERGONOMICS WHISPERER
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF COUCHMODE AFFAIRS
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ID: 005-E | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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ZHOU, SIBYL "STATIC"
TITLE: KEEPER OF THE FREQUENCY REGISTRY
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF HEADPHONE AFFAIRS
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ID: 006-F | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 1
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JIM ONE
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF INCOMPLETE PROGRESS
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF JIMS.ONE AFFAIRS
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ID: 007-G | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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JIM TWO
TITLE: JUNIOR NARRATIVE DEGRADATION OFFICER
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF JIMWRITES AFFAIRS
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ID: 008-H | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 5
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KAREN
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF MANDATORY JOY (ACCOUNTING)
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF JOKE.NEWS AFFAIRS
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ID: 009-I | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 3
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VANE, HUGO "RICHTONE"
TITLE: SENIOR RESONANT ARTIFACT ANALYST
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF LINERNOTES AFFAIRS
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ID: 010-J | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 1
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HOFFMAN, W.
TITLE: JANITORIAL SERVICES, DRDM
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF MEETSPARKLES AFFAIRS
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ID: 011-K | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 3
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FILTER, CLAIRE
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF OLFACTORY ABSENCE
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF ODORLESS AFFAIRS
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ID: 012-L | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 4
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DDR
TITLE: SENIOR MEMORY ARBITRAGE CLERK
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF RAMSEEKER AFFAIRS
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ID: 013-M | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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TAFT, ELEANOR "MAPQUEST GHOST"
TITLE: DIRECTOR OF ANALOG RESILIENCE
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF SURVIVED AFFAIRS
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ID: 014-N | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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DEWHURST, MISTY
TITLE: WATER VOLUME & DISAPPOINTMENT ANALYST
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF THEFALLS AFFAIRS
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ID: 015-O | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 2
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PARSONS, GREG "THE DECIDER"
TITLE: CHIEF PARENTAL NEGOTIATION OFFICER
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF WEHAVETHAT AFFAIRS
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ID: 016-P | STATUS: ACTIVE | CLEARANCE: LEVEL 3
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HALE, VINCENT "DEPRECIATION"
TITLE: SENIOR APPRAISER OF REGRET
ASSIGNMENT: BUREAU OF WORTHLESS AFFAIRS
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