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DEPARTMENT OF RANDOM DOMAIN MANAGEMENT
PRODUCTIVITY IS OUR NUMBER ONE GOAL.

MARTIN: PRINTER POWERED ON.

KEN'S DAILY DASHBOARD
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LIFETIME REVENUE $ 47.48 ALL EXPENSES $ 577.53
NET $ -530.05 DAILY AVG $ 2.97
DREAM DAYS 633 REALITY DAYS 766d
PAGES PRINTED 0 POSTS GENERATED 0
ACTIVE SITES 16 PRINTER STATUS ONLINE
TODAY'S ITEM TUNA
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MURCHISON, KEN: $47.48 lifetime revenue. $577.53 in expenses. The tuna category is underperforming.
MEREDITH: Is underperforming when it is wet or dry.
MURCHISON, KEN: That is not how performance works.
MEREDITH: That is how I heard it.

MURCHISON, KEN: Today's assigned item is TUNA. I expect everyone to treat this with the seriousness it deserves.

BOLDO: I have prepared a preliminary tuna assessment.
MURCHISON, KEN: You have been in this building for three hours.
BOLDO: It is a thorough assessment.
MURCHISON, KEN: It is one sentence.
BOLDO: A thorough sentence.

PATTERSON, KAREN: My brother once knew a man who kept tuna in a filing cabinet.
MURCHISON, KEN: Karen, please.
PATTERSON, KAREN: It affected his posture.

MURCHISON, KEN: Let us circle back to the tuna.
PATTERSON, KAREN: We never left it.
MURCHISON, KEN: We were discussing parking.
PATTERSON, KAREN: Parking near places that sell tuna is relevant.
MURCHISON, KEN: That is a stretch.
PATTERSON, KAREN: It is a short stretch.

BOLDO: The tuna in the supply closet is adequate but not optimal.
MURCHISON, KEN: We do not have tuna in the supply closet.
BOLDO: We do now.
MURCHISON, KEN: Who put them there.
BOLDO: It seemed like the right place.

PATTERSON, KAREN: I saw a tuna today in the break room. It brought back a memory.
MEREDITH: Of what.
PATTERSON, KAREN: A pier. And a seagull. The tuna was involved.
MURCHISON, KEN: How specific.
PATTERSON, KAREN: I have not finished the memory yet.

ONE MORE THING

PATTERSON, KAREN: One more thing. The tuna in the break room is not actually a tuna.
MURCHISON, KEN: What is it.
PATTERSON, KAREN: It is a reminder that we are all doing our best.
BOLDO: I thought it was a tuna.
PATTERSON, KAREN: It can be both.

MARTIN: TUNA HAS BEEN LOGGED IN THE INVENTORY SYSTEM.

MARTIN
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