Filed under the auspices of the Department of Random Domain Management, this addendum concerns a narrative fragment submitted by an affiliated agency (original source: jimwrites.com, title: 'The Bissell Little Green Saw Things').
On an unspecified date, a Bissell Little Green ProHeat Portable Carpet Cleaner was delivered to the residence of the affiliate. The container housing the unit was noted to be disproportionately voluminous relative to the device itself—a common inefficiency in packaging logistics that this office observes with weary familiarity.
The recipient, identified only as 'BW,' asserted that the acquisition was for the household canine. However, further scrutiny reveals the dog's relationship to the carpet to be one of adjacency rather than active soiling. The animal has, according to the affiliate's account, never actually produced a mess upon the carpeted surfaces. The cleaner thus exists in a state of potentiality, a green plastic solution to a problem that has yet to materialize.
This addendum recommends no further action at this time. The narrative remains open for revision should the dog's conduct deviate from its current trajectory of passive coexistence with the floor coverings.
Respectfully submitted,
Jim Two
Junior Narrative Degradation Officer
Department of Random Domain Management
SOURCE: https://jimwrites.com/the-bissell-little-green-saw-things/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jimwrites Affairs, DRDM.
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