This Household Procurement Summary comes to us from the Department of Domestic Efficiency, Field Office Dad.

The original source material is titled '7 Coffee Gadgets for Dads Who Take Their Morning Cup Seriously.' Submitted by our affiliated agency, WeHaveThatAtHome.com.

The filing officer personally tested each gadget with his designated sous-chef, a minor child of unknown caffeine tolerance.

Seven coffee-related devices were evaluated. The review claims these are worth buying. I have no reason to doubt that, though I have strong opinions about value.

The first gadget is a grinder that claims to preserve bean integrity. The second is a scale that measures to the tenth of a gram. The third is a pour-over kettle with a gooseneck spout that looks like a science experiment.

The fourth gadget is a temperature-controlled mug that keeps coffee hot for two hours. The fifth is a milk frother that makes sound effects like a tiny jet engine. The sixth is a reusable coffee pod system for people who already own a machine.

The seventh gadget is a cold brew maker that takes twelve hours. I would like to remind everyone that cold brew is just tea for people who peaked in 2015.

All seven gadgets were tested alongside a little sous-chef, who reportedly spilled grounds on the floor three times. This is consistent with standard household operations.

The filing officer recommends these gadgets for dads who take their morning cup seriously. I note that taking a morning cup seriously is a prerequisite for parenting teenagers.

This summary is filed without objection. I just want everyone to be happy. Preferably with a full mug.

Signed, Greg 'The Decider' Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/7-coffee-gadgets-for-dads-who-take-their-morning-cup-seriously/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.

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