The Department of Random Domain Management has received a filing from an affiliated agency regarding children's craft kits that claim to preserve kitchen table integrity.
Original source: wehavethatathome.com, titled '7 Craft Kits for Kids That Won't Ruin Your Kitchen Table.'
This office has reviewed the claims and finds them to be of acceptable veracity, pending standard household testing.
The kits in question include mess-free markers and water-reveal pads. These are the key items that do not involve glue, glitter, or permanent ink.
As Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, I must note that 'won't ruin' is a strong assertion. However, these kits appear to be low-risk compared to standard craft ammunition.
Parents are advised that supervision is still required. The term 'mess-free' is relative, not absolute.
Value assessment: these kits offer a favorable cost-benefit ratio when weighed against the cost of a new kitchen table or the emotional toll of scrubbing marker off wood grain.
Approval status: Granted for procurement within reasonable quantities. No more than three per child per quarter.
Final note: just because they won't ruin the table does not mean they won't end up under the couch. Budget accordingly.
Signed, Greg 'The Decider' Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, Department of Random Domain Management.
SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/7-craft-kits-for-kids-that-wont-ruin-your-kitchen-table/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.
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