kids makeup set 45 pieces request. pending, 4523-k

This document summarizes a household procurement request forwarded from the Domestic Cosmetics Training Division of the Department of Random Domain Management.

The original filing, titled "Can I Please Have the Kids Makeup Set 45 Pieces?", was submitted by a minor applicant, age five.

The applicant stated her professional ambition is to become a makeup artist.

Her current age does not meet the minimum training requirements of any accredited cosmetology board.

The internet, consulted as an advisory body, responded with a definitive negative.

No further justification from the internet was provided.

The requested item is a children's cosmetics kit containing 45 pieces.

Product contents are not enumerated in the original filing, but standard kid makeup sets typically include lip glosses, eyeshadows, blushes, applicators, and a mirror.

Market research suggests most such sets are marketed for ages six and up, with small parts and non-toxic labeling.

The applicant turned five three months ago.

Her mother supports the request on the grounds of creative play and artistic expression.

Her father wonders if the set will end up on the floor next to the play-doh.

Previous procurement cycles for similar beauty-related items resulted in glitter contamination of the living room carpet lasting 14 months.

Approval of this request would set a precedent for future cosmetics requests from the same applicant.

Denial risks a formal appeal via tantrum, scheduled for an undisclosed time tomorrow.

Recommendation: Conditional approval with a mandatory cleanup clause and a requirement that all 45 pieces remain inside a designated plastic bin.

The internet shall not be consulted again on this matter.

Signed, Greg "The Decider" Parsons, Chief Parental Negotiation Officer, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://wehavethatathome.com/can-i-please-have-the-kids-makeup-set-45-pieces/ — Filed by the Bureau of Wehavethat Affairs, DRDM.