The Department of Random Domain Management has received a field report from the Falls Tourism Affiliate concerning discount passes for Niagara Falls.
The report, originally titled “Niagara Falls Discount Passes: Which One Saves You the Most Money?”, purports to offer a complete guide to pass selection.
We have reviewed the document. It contains no actual prices, no expiration dates, and no analysis of crowd density when purchasing said passes.
Typical.
Tourists continue to ask which pass saves the most money. The answer, as always, depends on how many times you are willing to stand in a line for a view that is free if you just walk up to the railing.
The affiliate’s guide lists several passes: the Adventure Pass, the Classic Pass, and the Niagara Falls USA Discovery Pass. Each bundles various attractions such as the Cave of the Winds, the Maid of the Mist, and the Journey Behind the Falls.
We are not authorized to recommend one pass over another. We are authorized to note that the cheapest pass is the one you do not buy because you saw the falls from the sidewalk and left.
The full comparison can be found at the original source: https://thefalls.net/niagara-falls-discount-passes-which-one-saves-you-the-most-money/. That page was filed under the Falls Tourism Affiliate, which we do not control and frankly do not envy.
In closing: if you must purchase a pass, read the fine print. The falls will still be wet whether you pay for a behind-the-falls tour or not.
This advisory is issued with professional disappointment and a resignation that most visitors will still buy the wrong pass.
Misty Dewhurst
Water Volume & Disappointment Analyst
Department of Random Domain Management
SOURCE: https://thefalls.net/niagara-falls-discount-passes-which-one-saves-you-the-most-money/ — Filed by the Bureau of Thefalls Affairs, DRDM.
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