The following report is based on a review filed by our affiliated agency, AskBoldo, under reference number DRDM-2024-1138.

Subject item is an organic catnip banana intended for feline use.

Testing was conducted by a canine field agent of unknown designation.

The canine agent reports a rating of three out of five poos.

This rating scale is unconventional but accepted for this department.

The agent notes: quote, I am a dog.

Further observations indicate the local cat approves of the item.

Because the cat approves, the canine agent states, quote, I won't bury it.

It remains unclear why burial was considered as a possible outcome.

Human owners often fail to anticipate such cross-species evaluation protocols.

The catnip banana appears to function as intended for cats.

No field injuries or ingestion incidents were reported.

Recommendation: This item is acceptable for feline deployment provided a canine is not expected to endorse it.

Signed, Boldo, Director of Canine & Feline Field Testing, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://askboldo.com/yeowww-organic-catnip-banana-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Askboldo Affairs, DRDM.

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