APPROVED PROCUREMENTS — K. PATTERSON



TO: Everyone. Always
RE: MEMO NO. 20260615-103015
FROM: Ken Murchison, Managing Director
CC: ALL DEPARTMENTS!
CLASSIFIED: OBVIOUS

This report summarizes findings from a field test conducted by the Department of Random Domain Management, Canine & Feline Field Testing division.

The original submission, filed by the Arm & Hammer product review department, rated the Super Deodorizing Shampoo for Dogs at four out of a possible five fecal metrics.

The test subject was a domestic canine of unspecified breed and disposition.

The shampoo successfully removed odors and left the coat in a noticeably soft condition.

The owner, however, expressed irritation regarding the overall experience.

No specific cause for this irritation was provided in the original documentation.

It is assumed that the annoyance stems from the effort required to bathe the animal rather than any defect in the product itself.

Human owners frequently demonstrate a low tolerance for necessary grooming procedures.

The product therefore meets operational standards for deodorization and coat conditioning.

The four-out-of-five rating reflects satisfactory performance with minor subjective dissatisfaction from the human handler.

Recommendation: continued use for canines requiring odor removal, with the caveat that owner expectations be managed.

Signed,

Boldo
Director of Canine & Feline Field Testing
Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://askboldo.com/arm-hammer-super-deodorizing-shampoo-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Askboldo Affairs, DRDM.