Greetings, colleagues. Today is a GOOD DAY. This is not up for debate.

The Journal of Knowledge and Evidence has submitted its latest report, titled Fireflies At Dusk. It was filed by the Department of Joyful Metrics, an affiliate we trust implicitly.

The report confirms that ordinary happiness has been cataloged. No extraordinary happiness was found. This is progress.

Our auditors have verified that the catalog contains exactly one entry: "Today is a GOOD DAY." This entry is accurate, complete, and non-negotiable.

All departments are required to acknowledge receipt of this communique by smiling firmly for no less than three seconds. Smile verification forms are available in the breakroom.

If you experience any doubt about the goodness of today, please contact Mandatory Joy (Accounting) immediately. We will schedule a re-education session.

Remember: happiness is not optional. It is a deliverable. And we are delivering.

Signed,

Karen
Director of Mandatory Joy (Accounting)
Department of Random Domain Management

SOURCE: https://joke.news/fireflies-at-dusk-2/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jokenews Affairs, DRDM.