APPROVED PROCUREMENTS — K. PATTERSON
This Depreciation Assessment reviews the item referenced in the document titled "What's My Griswold Cast Iron Worth? A Relic or a Retirement Fund?" originally filed by the Heirloom Inventory Division.
The subject asset is a cast iron skillet bearing the Griswold stamp, reportedly inherited by the filing party.
The original submission asks whether the skillet constitutes a priceless heirloom or merely a heavy pan. Short answer: It does not.
Griswold cast iron has a market, yes. But the filing party's expectation of a retirement fund is laughable.
Depreciation from original sale price — adjusted for inflation — is effectively total. A skillet that cost perhaps a few dollars in 1930 now trades at maybe fifty to two hundred dollars if unmarked and common.
Rare patterns or sizes can fetch higher amounts. But the filing provides no pattern, size, or condition details. Without that, the most likely valuation is on the low end.
Pans that sit in attics accumulate rust and pitting. Restoration costs will eat any theoretical profit.
The emotional attachment of the phrase "Mom's old skillet" does not transfer to resale value. Sentiment is not a line item on an appraisal.
Final determination: The skillet is a functional cooking tool with modest collectible potential. It is not a retirement fund. It is not a relic worth insuring.
Recommendation: Use it to fry an egg. Or sell it and buy a nice dinner out.
Vincent "Depreciation" Hale, Senior Appraiser of Regret, Department of Random Domain Management.
SOURCE: https://worthless.cc/griswold-cast-iron-worth-5/ — Filed by the Bureau of Worthless Affairs, DRDM.