Good morning, all departments. This is your Director of Mandatory Joy speaking.

I am pleased to report that we have received a new submission from our affiliated agency, The Journal of Knowledge and Evidence, located at joke.news.

This filing is dated June 16, 2026, and carries the original title: The Ice Cream Truck's Jingle.

The document has been classified as Obvious, and it is marked for internal distribution only. Not for public release.

I want to emphasize that this is a catalog of ordinary happiness. Nobody asked for this, but we are processing it anyway.

The memo was addressed to Everyone. Always. And it was copied to ALL DEPARTMENTS.

From a factual standpoint, the content consists solely of a masthead, a rule line, a tagline, and an interoffice stamp. There is no further narrative.

Nevertheless, the Department of Random Domain Management has reviewed the audio implications of the jingle referenced in the title. Preliminary findings indicate that the jingle is, in fact, a jingle. This is consistent with prior ice cream truck operations.

No anomalies have been detected. No joy metrics have been violated.

Please continue to maintain your mandated cheerfulness. This memo is your proof of compliance.

In solidarity and structured positivity,

Karen
Director of Mandatory Joy (Accounting)

SOURCE: https://joke.news/the-ice-cream-trucks-jingle/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jokenews Affairs, DRDM.