APPROVED PROCUREMENTS — K. PATTERSON



TO: Everyone. Always
RE: MEMO NO. 20260616-103133
FROM: Ken Murchison, Managing Director
CC: ALL DEPARTMENTS!
CLASSIFIED: OBVIOUS

Source document from the Department of Household Efficacy Testing, filed under reference number 2024-001.

This preliminary assessment concerns two commercially available laundry additives: Seventh Generation Easy Dose Laundry Detergent Free & Clear and Clorox Splash-Less Bleach Concentrated Regular.

The original test, conducted by personnel designated as Dad, Mom, Hope, and the Dog, measured time until product depletion under typical household conditions.

I have reviewed the submitted data. The methodology is not documented in any standard protocol I am aware of, but the results appear internally consistent.

Seventh Generation Easy Dose claims to offer concentrated dosing with reduced packaging waste. Clorox Splash-Less Bleach advertises reduced spill risk during pouring.

The test tracked number of loads completed before the container required replacement. No chemical analysis was performed; this is a simple longevity audit.

Initial observations suggest that neither product outperforms the other by a statistically significant margin in terms of cost per use. However, the Dog's involvement raises questions about contamination control.

The report notes that Mom favored the scent-free nature of Seventh Generation, while Dad preferred the bleaching action of Clorox. Hope expressed no preference but was observed using both products interchangeably.

Further testing is required to establish a controlled comparison. I recommend a double-blind study using standardized soiled fabric swatches and a rotating washing machine schedule.

Until then, I will continue to observe these products during my routine floor maintenance duties. The janitor's eye does not lie.

Signed: W. Hoffman, Janitorial Services, DRDM.

SOURCE: https://meetsparkles.com/seventh-generation-easy-dose-vs-clorox-splash-less-bleach/ — Filed by the Bureau of Meetsparkles Affairs, DRDM.