APPROVED PROCUREMENTS — K. PATTERSON



TO: Everyone. Always
RE: MEMO NO. 20260617-000908
FROM: Ken Murchison, Managing Director
CC: ALL DEPARTMENTS!
CLASSIFIED: OBVIOUS

Preliminary Assessment Report regarding Seventh Generation Dish Liquid Free & Clear, as reviewed by the Sparkles Agency.

Original document filed under meetsparkles.com by the Household Product Evaluation Unit.

Rating assigned: 4 out of 5 on the standard Poop Scale. This is considered acceptable but not exemplary.

The product is plant-based and free of fragrance. It claims to cut grease on real messy dishes.

Observation from the field: Maternal approval noted. Paternal skepticism also noted. These are typical early-stage deployment indicators.

Testing period: one week of real messy dishes. I have mopped enough kitchens to know that "real messy" means crusted pasta sauce and stuck-on oatmeal.

The soap does not appear to contain artificial scents. This is a plus for those with sensitive noses, myself included. I prefer my mop bucket to smell of nothing.

Grease-cutting performance: reportedly adequate. No specific quantitative data provided. Independent verification recommended.

Potential concerns: unverified long-term efficacy on baked-on grease. Also, the product name is long for inventory filing purposes.

Recommendation: Accept for further testing by the Janitorial Services division. I will take a sample to the break room sink next Tuesday.

Signed: W. Hoffman, Janitorial Services, Department of Random Domain Management.

SOURCE: https://meetsparkles.com/seventh-generation-dish-liquid-free-clear-review/ — Filed by the Bureau of Meetsparkles Affairs, DRDM.