Good morning, valued employees of the Department of Random Domain Management.

I am Karen, your Director of Mandatory Joy from the Accounting subdivision.

Today I am filing this Daily Communiqué based on materials received from an affiliated agency.

The originating agency is the Bureau of Interpersonal Grace, operating under the Journal of Knowledge and Evidence.

Their submission bears the original title: A Stranger Holding The Door.

This document has been assigned journal volume 1, number 168, dated June 17, 2026.

It is classified as: Obvious.

Distribution is internal only. It is not for public release.

We at the Department of Random Domain Management acknowledge receipt of this piece of ordinary happiness.

The metadata confirms that nobody asked for this. And yet, here it is.

This is a good day. Today is a good day.

The Journal of Knowledge and Evidence describes itself as a catalog of ordinary happiness.

We interpret this as a direct mandate to experience joy at all times.

Therefore, the act of a stranger holding a door is hereby classified as a mandatory joy event.

All department heads are instructed to circulate this finding.

Employees must reflect on the ordinary happiness of door-holding and report any feelings of inadequacy to Accounting.

Failure to feel joy about this communiqué will be noted in your quarterly performance review.

This is not a threat. This is an invitation to participate in our shared positivity framework.

I trust that each of you will greet this information with the enthusiasm it deserves.

Let us move forward together, through every door, held open by strangers and colleagues alike.

Signed,

Karen, Director of Mandatory Joy (Accounting)

Department of Random Domain Management

Today, June 17, 2026

SOURCE: https://joke.news/a-stranger-holding-the-door/ — Filed by the Bureau of Jokenews Affairs, DRDM.